As we all learned on Saturday, Herman Cain dropped out of the Presidential race. Here are a few lines that his speechwriters decided should probably be left out:
- I lied for thirteen years and THAT doesn’t qualify me for political office?
- Have you seen her? Guys am I right? High five!
- Now the U.S. will never learn my secrets for making the fourteenth best pizza in America.
- Maybe I’ll just run for president of Bekibekistan.
- Herman Cain doesn’t like “pulling out”.