Remarks That Herman Cain’s Speechwriters Had to Remove From His Withdrawal Speech

As we all learned on Saturday, Herman Cain dropped out of the Presidential race. Here are a few lines that his speechwriters decided should probably be left out:

  • I lied for thirteen years and THAT doesn’t qualify me for political office?
  • Have you seen her? Guys am I right? High five!
  • Now the U.S. will never learn my secrets for making the fourteenth best pizza in America.
  • Maybe I’ll just run for president of Bekibekistan.
  • Herman Cain doesn’t like “pulling out”.

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  1. #1 by Content Writers on December 5, 2011 - 3:51 pm

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  2. #2 by Kathryn on December 7, 2011 - 1:10 pm

    Ha! Hilarious. Thank you. Wednesdays need more levity.

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