Ways Your Homecoming Dance Can Be Ruined

Hey gang. Here’s a quick little post to get you through to the weekend. Happy Friday, everyone!

 

 

 

Ways Your Homecoming Dance Can Be Ruined

-You move in to kiss your lovely date, but chicken out at the last second causing the guitar player on stage to fade from existence(turns out, he was your future son). Horrified at this sight, the teenagers stampede for the exits and kill the school mascot, a goat named Mr. Chompers.

 

-During your homecoming king acceptance speech, you realize that someone, as a prank, replaced the index cards in your pocket with three chapters of The Diary of Anne Frank and you’re too nervous to stop reading.

 

-The mean girls confront the newly attractive, formerly nerdy girl, Jessica about her meteoric rise up the social ladder. Jessica begins to cry and Rod, the captain of the football team, asks what right anyone has to judge how people live and insist that we all work to be better people. This causes people to momentarily forget about the Kodiak bear on the loose, which seizes the opportunity to attack the Pep Squad.

 

-Due to the economic downturn, the dance is forced to share a room with the open casket funeral of local banker, Robert Mansker.

 

-The thick gym walls prevent you from getting a strong 3G signal, thereby prohibiting you from checking Twitter to determine if the dance is fun.

 

(Image from danceallnightdj.com)

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  1. #1 by maximsmadness on June 24, 2011 - 7:07 pm

    Man, that picture is filled with the most douchebaggery I’ve seen for a while.

  2. #2 by jaimeadriana on June 27, 2011 - 9:55 am

    lol, that’s funny. Great post!

  3. #3 by aeliusblythe on June 27, 2011 - 10:39 am

    “-The thick gym walls prevent you from getting a strong 3G signal, thereby prohibiting you from checking Twitter to determine if the dance is fun.”

    That would be the worst!

  4. #4 by MaximumWage on June 27, 2011 - 11:29 am

    There have to be more than 5 reasons it can get ruined!

  5. #5 by twosortsofpeople on July 10, 2011 - 6:19 pm

    that picture makes me wish all teenagers could temporarily lose their fingers until their 21st birthdays, as to reduce the amount of peace and shocker gestures given in the world. However that would most definitely increase teen pregnancy.

    Great post 🙂

    • #6 by brainforthought on July 10, 2011 - 6:40 pm

      Fingers are a privilege, not a right, kids. Use em wisely or you end up in some guys blog.

      Thanks for stopping by. Glad you liked the post.

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