Happy Memorial Day!

Since Memorial Day is a holiday where a lot of people go see the new summer movies, I thought I would give you a quick guide to help you realize you may have picked the wrong film to check out. Everybody enjoy your holiday! – Warren

Signs You Picked a Bad Summer Movie

In a major plot point, you’re surprised to find out that vampires are lactose intolerant.

– It involves the word “Transformers”

-It has a sixteen minute clip of Philip Seymour Hoffman eating a pot roast.

– Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, and George Clooney in “Three Batmen and a Little Lady”

-All the dialogue is belched

-You envy the conversation the loud Cuban guy is having on his cell phone

-American Psycho: The Muppets take Wall St.

-During the gratuitous sex scene, you can’t take your eyes off the lead actress’ toe infection.

-It involves Jason Bateman and Ryan Reynolds swapping bodies(Thanks for writing this joke for me, Universal)

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  1. #1 by HuPhlungPu on June 23, 2011 - 1:16 am

    i’m still gonna see the change up. i love tales of freaky fridayness!

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