Since Memorial Day is a holiday where a lot of people go see the new summer movies, I thought I would give you a quick guide to help you realize you may have picked the wrong film to check out. Everybody enjoy your holiday! – Warren
Signs You Picked a Bad Summer Movie
– In a major plot point, you’re surprised to find out that vampires are lactose intolerant.
– It involves the word “Transformers”
-It has a sixteen minute clip of Philip Seymour Hoffman eating a pot roast.
– Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, and George Clooney in “Three Batmen and a Little Lady”
-All the dialogue is belched
-You envy the conversation the loud Cuban guy is having on his cell phone
-American Psycho: The Muppets take Wall St.
-During the gratuitous sex scene, you can’t take your eyes off the lead actress’ toe infection.
-It involves Jason Bateman and Ryan Reynolds swapping bodies(Thanks for writing this joke for me, Universal)